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We are completely closed for recruitment unless you are a dancing Boomkin with a ton of raid experience and personality or a resto shaman with a giant penis like Felix.

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Naxx 10 Server First! 11/27/08
Naxx 25 Server First! 12/01/08

Sartharion 10 Cleared 11/22/08
Sartharion 10+1 Server First! 12/22/08
Sartharion 25 Server First! 11/25/08
Sartharion 25+1 Server First! 12/04/08
Sartharion 25+2 Server First! 12/22/08

Archavon 10 Cleared 11/27/08
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Apoc is looking for seasoned raiders to become a part of our core WotLK progression! This means that you must have already learned how to be on time (EVERY DAY), have full raid consumables, STFU on vent and stay up past your bedtime if a boss is close to being down. Be honest and be yourself. We don't recruit uninteresting people or appliCANTS that don't put any thought into applying or can't spell check.

You must provide an email address if you want to know if your application has been accepted.

Your Name:

Email:

Main Character:

Race and Class:

Please give us your talent spec. Please enter <title> <points>. (I.E. Prot Warrior 12,8,51). If you aren't level 80, gtfo.

Why do you like raiding? Please briefly describe your most favorite raid experience.

Do you have Omen, Decursive (or equivalent if your class decurses) and Ventrilo (including a mic)?

Do you have any other characters on this realm? If so, name them.

Please list your professions.

If a class officer or raid leader told you to change your spec, would you have a problem with it?

Do you have any friends in the guild that can recommend your application? If not, how did you hear about us?

What is your normal cast rotation for boss fights?

While Apoc accepts (and encourages) alts to be in guild, we expect raiding mains to be maxed out to their fullest potential. On the same token, alts do not raid unless needed for progression switch outs. Is this crystal clear?

We will make fun of your race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, and stupidity. Especially Tofu, because he's a jerk. Will you cry, or will you dish it back?

You must be amusing. Say something entertaining.

Raid times are Mon-Thurs 6:50 to 11:00 PM (PST) and two Sundays per month- Can you show up every day? We are not looking for part time raiders.

Can you move out of fire?

Please link your armory

What is your favorite WoW website and why?

What was your raid progression level prior to the 3.0 patch?

Link to recent WWS report (suspended during WotLK leveling- may leave this blank)

Link to screenshot of your User Interface (this is required)

*****FOR SERVER TRANSFERS ONLY**** Please tell us the server you are transferring from and why you want to leave.

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Genericrogue: looks like HAT is getting fixed.

Genericrogue: preliminary patch notes are up on mmo-champion. Glyph of DnD got nerfed ohnoes

Drella: I did!

Riste: Did you defeat Queue boss in under 2 minutes?

Drella: Only 30 person queue? I'm so confused...

Genericrogue: Possibly late tonight, GF is feeling pretty sick. sorry apoc!

Uriahheep: lolk i heard wrong...but still. wtb USB keyboard

Felix: & I think they said 90

Felix: Unless that sentance completion thing is psychic, that's some pretty epic fail.

Uriahheep: did i hear right? 19 minute battery? .... if you're not gunna play wow on it, looks dope

Drella: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary sign me up for one!

Tofu: i get off work at 10 est so ill be late by whatever queue time rapes me

Tofu: quez pm's

Quezacotl: According to MMO champion, patch 3.0.8 isn't out today BTW

Rhodoc: http://wickedmetalhead.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/d8/d8aeaec5a06b0c79b1817f7414d7a0c6f5a1356c.gif

Drella: Nono, Felix took it twice from you. And Pore hit it once, but I'm not sure who he was with...

Whisperawr: So Felix hit it twice and Pore hit it once. Damn, I'm hawt... and sore... and laughing.

Saphatron: Sioldor's gonna be pretty upset, Pore.

Felix: Aww, I'm e-spooning you when I log on.

Poreas: if i was gay, i couldn't think of a finer person to be gay with

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